you don’t look as cool as you think you do when you’re smoking. it’s all about the acceptable rebellion. and you don’t act cute as you think you do when you’re drunk—take it from a lifelong sober person. i’ve seen you at those parties and i wish you’d take a break and live with yourself for a while.
and every time you said you were too stoned to talk and i laughed it off, well, i just want you to know that’s not OK.